Came home tonight before heading out for a show. Accordingly, the early “show” was the toughie — keeping our 17-month old son, Ivan, entertained.
As I went through my repertoire, Ivan’s reactions were thus:
1. Booooorrrrring
2. Heard it.
3. Been there.
4. Done that.
5. That is so last year.
6. Yawn
7. What? Wait is that the punchline? Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were reading the menu.
8. Who does a guy need to know to get a bottle of milk up in here?
9. I’ve seen funnier wakes.
10. If you tweak that, you might have something. And, by “tweak” I mean get rid of it completely and have someone else perform other material for you.
Ivan, bored by my “show”
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Don’t you let the little guy bring you down, Alex. Most of your material is probably over his head (literally — he’s kinda short!) In a few short years, once he’s added a foot or so, he’ll find this stuff hi-LAR-ious! Hang in there!
Thanks. I won’t. Got my head held high.