Ivan J. Barnett for President – Campaign Commercial 6
by Alex on January 16, 2012
Our son, Ivan, is just 5 months old, but he knows America needs great leadership. He knows we’re looking for someone to step up and answer the call. So, Ivan has thrown his hat into the ring. He’s running for President. Here’s his newest campaign commercial:
Welcome! I’m a comic and writer. My wife and I are an interracial couple, and we had our first child in August 2011. His name is Ivan, and he is the boss of me.
My personal interests are: Serving Ivan’s every need as if he exerts total mind control over me; Making people laugh; Running (usually for health, but sometimes away from poopy diapers); Writing (jokes, articles, plays, SOS signals to have someone come save me from Ivan’s wrath); Rooting for the underdog (that would be me); and Remembering that anything worth doing is worth doing to excess (the key is knowing what’s worth doing).
Before becoming a comic, I was a lawyer, which means I now am happier but have less money.
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