The Top Three Forms of Marital Communication

Written by Alex on March 5, 2014 - 2 Comments

Marital communication really isn’t conversation.  It’s about 3 things:

1. passing off errands (hey, while you’re out, can you go to these 3 other stores which are nowhere near where you’re gonna be and get me stuff I was too lazy to get for myself)

2. catching the other person in a lie (did you eat the last piece of bread? No? Well, I know you did because I tied a special knot in the bag).

3. And, one upsmanship about who had the worse day (your boss yelled at you? Big deal.  I got fired).

The other night I was really tired, and I said I only slept for 4 hours, which I complained about to my wife.

Her response: That’s nothing.  I’ve been up for 25 hours IN ONE DAY and for 4 of those hours I had to watch you sleep with your mouth open.

2 Comments on “The Top Three Forms of Marital Communication”

  • Mercedes Castro-MillerMarch 6, 2014 am31 1:12 amReply

    Oh man so true on many levels,I always ask my husband to do stuff I’m too lazy to do. he’s always pretty good about it though. I know the jig will be up at some point but for now I’ll milk it 🙂

    P.s. we’re also a mixed and happy couple, husbands French Canadian and Scottish and I’m Mexican. We tell our girls it’s our duty to mix up the world with beautiful people of all colors.

  • MercedesMarch 6, 2014 am31 1:15 amReply

    I also forgot too mention my husband’s has blog too, it’s all about being comic book loving dad and being married to craziness. It’s nerds of mass distraction, check it out 🙂

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