The next installment in our efforts to get our 4-year-old son Ivan to eat broccoli.

Me: “Just eat 1 piece of broccoli”
Him (Our 4-year-old): “No”
Me: “Just the top of one”
Him: “No.”
Me: “Just touch it to your mouth.”
Him: “No.”
Me: “Just smell it.”
Him: “No.”
Him: “Oh for Pete’s sake. Just give it to me. I’ll eat it.”